Who am I? I am the Sun (not really, but you get my drift). I am here to brighten your day with my quick, sometimes sassy remarks that may or may not offend you. I don't mean anything mean that I post, I'm just silly. ^^
I always remember when it rains that the sun will always shine after. It doesn't matter if it has been raining for weeks on end or a few seconds because simply knowing that the sun will still shine brings me hope. Some days we all want to give up and stop trying to live life, but I know that with just a small spark of hope, a great wildfire will be created. It'll propel us to the future and help us live. Even if the spark doesn't become great, its very existence is enough to keep us all going, no matter the foreboding we all feel in our heart of hearts.
I'll always keep my head up when I feel sad, and I'll always remember the people in my life I miss as I head into the future.

17th May 2013

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A Race for the Cure! - Imgur →

I just happened to be listening to The Cute “Just Like Heaven” when I saw this on reddit.

Tagged: redditThe CuteCureCancerracerallyfunny

17th May 2013

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George Takei being a badass (1/2) - Imgur →

I found this on reddit. I thought you all might enjoy this man’s humor. I certainly do.

Tagged: George TakeiMarch Prop 8/DOMADOMAMarriageAnti-gay marriageGay marriagewitty humorfunnyredditrallynotebook paper responsesnotebooks

17th May 2013

Photo reblogged from Sherlock BBC with 46,830 notes

bbcsherlockftw:

batched:

whaddup, my name is Blenderdick Custardbath

And I am Benadryl Slumberbelch. Lord of all.

I am Burgerking Combyouthatch. *facepalms*

bbcsherlockftw:

batched:

whaddup, my name is Blenderdick Custardbath

And I am Benadryl Slumberbelch. Lord of all.

I am Burgerking Combyouthatch. *facepalms*

Tagged: benedict cumberbatchSherlockbbc sherlocksexy

Source: evayna

8th May 2013

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Think again, boys. →

Um, so, I found this on reddit, and men, I am not sorry for you. You shouldn’t drink in the first place.

Tagged: BeeralcoholBavariamenwomenmen becoming womentalking excessively without making any sensereproduction

4th May 2013

Photoset reblogged from The Flying Otaku with 404,624 notes

thespacegoat:

• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
• Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it
• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
• If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria. 
• Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.
• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://
• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
• Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
• Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and  they will stay soft.
• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.
• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.
• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat.
• The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.
• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
• When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
• When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread for going spongy.
• When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.
• When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times. <sma

Tagged: things to knowuseful advicelion kingMusfasaking

Source: thespacegoat

28th April 2013

Photoset reblogged from Life with a sword in my hands. with 51,428 notes

katsallday:

upperstories:

macpye:

aquapunk:

rainwood:

Indigenous people of Brazil trying to prevent their eviction from an old indigenous museum which they have been living in for the past 7 years.

On March 22nd all of the inhabitants and their supporters were forcibly removed or arrested.

The building is being destroyed to make a parking lot :(

…for the Olympics

Seriously, why isn’t this all over my dash?

What?

Well, damn. Why does this stuff never get media attention? |:

Really? They couldn’t find a better place for the stinking parking lot? >:(

Tagged: Indigenous people of BrazilOlympicsParking lotBrazilstupidity to the maxdisrespect for Native peoples

Source: rainwood

28th April 2013

Link reblogged from Life with a sword in my hands. with 324 notes

Life with a sword in my hands.: WTF??? HOW DO COURT RECORDERS KEEP STRAIGHT FACES???? →

sifu-kisu:


WTF??? HOW DO COURT RECORDERS KEEP STRAIGHT FACES???? These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place.  ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?' ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! _______________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?  WITNESS: July 18th.  ATTORNEY: What year?  WITNESS: Every year.  _____________________________________  ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?  WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.  ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?  WITNESS: Forty-five years.  _________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget.. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ____________________________________  ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: He's 20, much like your IQ. ___________________________________________  ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you shitting me? _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: Getting laid ____________________________________________  ATTORNEY: She had three children , right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death.. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Take a guess. ___________________________________________  ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight. _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral... _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?  ______________________________________ And last:  ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No.. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for…

It’s 1:20 am and I’m cracking up laughing. I know I’d be one of those witnesses with a sarcastic reply to the attorney/prosecutor’s questions.

Tagged: Prosecutorattorneywitnesscourt recordercourthilariousstupid questions

28th April 2013

Photoset reblogged from Sherlock BBC with 43,640 notes

moonblossom:

thedeviltoo:

sherlock-has-got-the-blue-box:

riddle-my-hiddles:

sherlockspeare:

everythingthelighttoucheskingdom:

everlasting-feels:

sabrina-is-at-221b-bakerstreet:

tomithejellyfish:

mycrofthholmes:

i-just-sarcastically:

shady-brain-farm:

LOOK AT THIS POOR OPPRESSED WOMAN AND WHAT HER COUNTRY IS MAKING HER DO.

Even in her eyes it says “help me”. 

This is why we have to stop these misogynistic societies.

I’m sorry but no. I acknowledg that this is terrible, but don’t you think we should fix our own countries mishaps before we deal in other countries affairs? We have corrupt businesses, crime, poverty, homelessness, and believe it or not starvation.

Does anyone even know the threat that walmart has to this country?!

I hope you’re being ironic ouo

everything about this is horrible tbh

Isn’t that Benedict Cumberbatch?

That’s Benedict Cumberbatch.

Guys that’s obviously Benedict Cumberbatch.

Oh my god I’ve never imagined this situation

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IVE BE EN LAGUHING FOR THE PAST 500 YEARS

OMGGG YOU GUYS 

i was like “aw ben” until i saw the oppressed woman comment and i went like “wat”

Poor oppressed Benedicta.

But please realise that most women who wear such clothing do it out of their own free will. Wearing the veil is a sign that a Muslim woman prays and follows the Qu’ran. Though I was confused when the “oppressed woman” comment came. I thought it was Benedict. Those beautiful eyes are one of a kind.

Tagged: benedict cumberbatchSherlockbbc sherlockDesertThe WomanDeath

Source: sherlockspeare

21st April 2013

Photoset reblogged from hiatus with 18,931 notes

darckcarnival:

shycustis:

Do you remember SOPA? The bill that would give government the right to spy on internet activity without warrant, and let them censor “unwanted” sites by blocking people’s access to them?

Meet its twin. But this time it’s all the more frightening; the House has passed it despite Obama’s threats to veto. And by an alarmingly large margin, at that. CISPA threatens the US constitution’s guarantees of due privacy and free speech, permitting any government agency to access and transfer of vast amounts of data- from internet records to even the content of personal e-mails, and all without obtaining a warrant.

What’s even more disgusting than this bill actually making through the House is some of the arguments used to help it’s passage, and comments made by one of the bill’s biggest supporters admitting the bill helps big business while insulting opposers (whose is also speculated to have personal reasons for wanting CISPA made into law).

This threatens every element of your online presence. From personal emails to general activity, any government agency will have the ability to go fishing without consequence.

Please, PLEASE, sign the following petitions. You don’t even have to be a US citizen to sign most of them or act against CISPA, and please keep in mind that if this shit flies in America, who knows what country might use its example to do it, too.

PetitionAvaaz: Save the Internet from the US
(you don’t have to be a US citizen to sign this)

PetitionSites Not Spies
(you don’t have to be a US citizen to sign this)

PetitionCISPA is Back: Write Congress

PetitionTell Mike Rogers more that 14-year-olds oppose CISPA
(you don’t have to be a US citizen to sign this)

Twitter: Tweet @RepMikeRogers with your age
Twitter: Tweet @BarackObama and tell him to veto CISPA
Twitter: Tweet reps like @RepDelBene, @GovHankJohnson, @KeithEllison and @GovGaryJohnson and thanks them for acting against CISPA. Look for other reps that have spoken against it, and thank them.

Call your reps: and tell them you strongly oppose the bill. You can look up your reps using the form on the lower portion of this page.

ResourceFight for the Future

Reblog: This and other posts like it to raise awareness of this threat to internet freedom and privacy.

I will be posting more petitions and resources as I become aware of them.

(( I’m so fucking angry right now ))

Don’t mess with our Internet.

Tagged: InternetCISPASOAPACongressHouse of RepresentativesObamaFight backPetition

Source: shycustis

4th April 2013

Photo reblogged from The Flying Otaku with 82,526 notes

chocobolatay:

princessofthenorthernwatertribe:

spiritworld-bathroom:

flutterin-like-a-pro:

askmetalchanger:

mikeanapple:

betterthand0pesh1t:


omg
plays forever

be back never

Omg bye, tumb1r

GASP!!!

goodbye

Sorry, life over, good-bye

:O

please do this I RECCOMEND IT

Okay, I&#8217;ll reblog it&#8230;and I tried it. I don&#8217;t get it. :/ Someone explain to me what I&#8217;m doing wrong.

chocobolatay:

princessofthenorthernwatertribe:

spiritworld-bathroom:

flutterin-like-a-pro:

askmetalchanger:

mikeanapple:

betterthand0pesh1t:

image

omg

plays forever

image

be back never

Omg bye, tumb1r

GASP!!!

goodbye

Sorry, life over, good-bye

:O

please do this I RECCOMEND IT

Okay, I’ll reblog it…and I tried it. I don’t get it. :/ Someone explain to me what I’m doing wrong.

Tagged: Pokemonreblogpoke ball

Source: 7stitches

21st March 2013

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'Rabia →

I found this on Reddit, and I did not post the reddit post. I’m a Lurker, not a Redditor, though I spotted a Redditor in my city today. I identified him by the Reddit Alien on his car’s bumper.

Tagged: Middle EastArabiasaudi arabiaGaza StripWest BankLebanonQatarBahrainKuwaitEgyptUnited Arab EmiratesUnited States of AmericaFor onceNot AmericansAmericansObesityfat Americafat Middle East

21st March 2013

Photo reblogged from Anime is my Obsession with 73 notes

Sesshoumaru wins in the end because he grew his arm back. ;)

Sesshoumaru wins in the end because he grew his arm back. ;)

Tagged: Lord SesshoumaruSesshoumaruSesshoumaru-samaInuyashaNarutoItachiitachi uchihabig brothers